MAN FROM MANILA

Francis Durango Magalona
(October 4, 1964 – March 6, 2009)

respeto ko ay sayong-sayo
aking idolo, taga mo sa bato
pagkamakabayan mo,
itutuloy ko
ikaw ang tinig ng kayumanggi
sa tulong ng blog na ito
lilipunin ko ang mga praning-ning
sa gobyerno

nakakalungkot lang, wala ka na
ng mapansin ka ng gobyerno
sana kung hindi ako
meron iba na magtutuloy ng laban mo
maraming salamat sa iyo
idolo ko

para sa akin, nilampaso mo si Dr. M.L. King,
si ghandi, mother theresa pati na din si jet-li
nagiisa ka lang na totoong hero ng buhay ko

pasensya na hindi ako nakadalaw ng burol mo
hindi kasi pumayag yung koreano na bos ko
sana pagnamatay yung isa ko pang idolo na si andrew e
payagan nako ng bos ko

salamat ule sayo idol!

PILIPINO AKO, ANG PILIPINO AY AKO!

My congratulations to the Man, to the Legend, to the greatest Filipino fighter, none other than Onyok Velasco…just kidding.. Of course, MP! What can I say, just like what we all hoped for, the London bridge fell down and not just fell but brought to the ER hehehe…The Hitman got hit hard and when I say hard, its fucking hard! He just went down to the floor and unconscious for a moment there. Two fucking rounds and that’s about it.. The British hooligans doesn’t even know what hit them, they all got shocked and I bet they can’t even believe how mighty MP can be.. Well, for those of you non-believers, haters and pound4pound king wannabes….one word baby… FUBAR! (Fucked Up Beyond All Repairs).

That’s right, you got clusterfucked with our left hook baby! You don’t belong to the ring, just go back to the field and play football where y’all belong! Leche kayong lahat! 2 rounds??? Sinayang nyo yung 500 ko sa sinehan. Bago ko pa lang nararamdaman yung aircon,, bagsak agad! Anak ng tupa kayong lahat and that also goes for the trash-talking low life, Mayweather Sr. You sucked dog! I think Ricky should throw you out, you don’t belong in the Pros, you don’t even belong anywhere… I suggest you start collecting food stamps coz somebody is loosing his job.. hehehe…

I also would like to thank the government for giving MP the red carpet treatment. We are very proud of you boy, lalo na ako, pinatunayan mo na kahit sa ating mga hindi nakapagaral kung magsusumikap ay may mararating din. Boxing has never been this fun. Isipin mo nga naman, ang larong suntukan pa ang makakapagbuklod sa ating mga pinoy. Sa tuwing lalaban si MP, walang mayaman o mahirap, lahat Pilipino, lahat sumusuporta. Lahat umaasa manalo tapos pagnanalo na si MP galit2 ule hehehe…

Mabuhay ka MP! Dapat ilagay na ang mukha mo sa pera! Nyehehehe…You all make us proud to be Pinoy.. PINOY AKO! PINOY AKO! PINOY AKO! PINOY AKO! PINOY AKO!

Of note, for those who are criticizing Martin about the national anthem.. What the fuck?! Don’t you assholes have something much more productive to do?? If ever MP ask me to sing the national anthem, I too will even change the tone, i'l throw some nasty beats and some beat box in there, yeah! That's what I'm talking about! Surely MP will get tune up and that will set the mood right. Nweiz, all of you'll retarded losers outder.. You’ll full of crap! If you don’t have anything good to say just close your mouth or just masturbate or something.. Next time I hear you say something not nice, I’m gonna put this keyboard right up your ass!

FALLING DOWN

Ladies, gentlemen, hip-hoppers, rockers, emo, punks, hacienderos, jologs, mga batang may salawal at wla and everybody around the world isama mo na pati yung mga may kuntil, this is it! We are going to invade Europe! Filipinos will conquer Europe! We will do what the little mustache guy, also known as Hitler failed to do. We will kick all of Europe’s ass! On May 3, 2009. the world will be our witness as Manny Pacquiao will beat the crap out of Ricky Hatton’s ass. This will be the moment we all been waiting for, ang patunayan sa buong mundo na tayong mga pinoy ang hari ng suntukan! We don’t have those sophisticated weapons of mass destruction but pag suntukan na ang usapan, hindi tayo papatalo sa mga mestisong hilaw na yan. Pacman is very much ahead kay Ricky. Sabi ng source ko sa Team Pacquiao, they anticipated all of Ricky’s moves and tactics kaya sure win na naman ang ating Pacman. Team Pacman has proven na maaasahan sila sa mga laban ni Pacman kaya naman they deserve ang mga malalaking balato na binibigay sa kanila ni Pacman. Pinaghirapan nila iyon. Hindi tulad ng mga lintek na pulitiko sa ating bansa, hindi na nila pinaghirapan ayaw pa ishare kaya talagang taas noo ako dito kay Pacman. Isipin mo ba naman pagkatapos niya paghirapan yung mga dollars na pera ay ibinabahagi pa nya sa mga mahihirap (pati sa mayayaman). Kakaiba talaga si Pacman kaya lahat ng pinoy love sya. When Pacman is winning lahat ng pinoy masaya pero pagnatalo si Pacman sana lang damayan din natin sya at wag tayong magsusumbat dahil we all know that Pacman is a fighter and surely dugo ang puhunan nya. Basta on Sunday, 2 things are for sure. First, mananalo si Pacman at babagsak si Ricky. Second, pagnanalo si Pacman, aakyat nanaman sa ring si Chavit at Atienza. Lintek na mga pulitiko yan! Sana lang wag na sumama yung mga senador sa Sunday. Hehehe…


After we butt-fucked all the nacho-smelling Mexicans, mga taga Europe naman hehehe…
Kaya mga Pinoys, taga nyo sa bato, not only the London Bridge will fall hehehe…
Mga kababayan ko… Let’s all sing…

Ricky Hatton is falling down, falling down,
falling down, falling down,
Ricky Hatton is falling down, falling down,

My fair lady… Inuman nanaman!

Poly ticks!

Filipino politicians are truly an ass! Why do we let them do whatever they want?! Why do people treat em like they're kings and gods?! They act as if they own the fucking world! Who the fuck they think they are! There are no exceptions, from the highest office to the barangay levels.. All they think is how to make fat bank accounts. Now, almost a year before the election, these pricks are showing their ugly faces once more and making us feel as if they're one of us. Meron pa mga senador sa tv na sumasakay ng pedicab... Anak ng tupa naman! Meron din senador na ipinaglalandakan sa buong Pilipinas na siya ay galing sa hirap at nagsumikap para yumaman... Leche ka! Eh yayaman ka talaga kung puro double entry ginagawa mo! These days, we, Filipinos, don’t even know who to trust. Para silang mga garapata na sumisipsip sa nangangayayat na bansa natin. Politicians are truly brilliant in hiding behind those angelic faces and hindi-makabasag pinggan image. So, my countrymen, as early as today, I am encouraging all of you not to vote anymore. Sayang lang ang effort nyo dahil magkakaroon lang naman ng dayaan. Besides, wala naman kayo maiboboto na magaahon sa atin sa putik na pinagdalhan sa atin ni Gloriang panget. I suggest we support anarchy. Sa aking pagkakalaam, this is a state where there is no political chuva, kung saan pantay-pantay tayong lahat. Walang hari and maeepal na pulitiko. Mga pinoy, this is the time to make a change, wag na natin antayin ang hindi dapat pero kung naniniwala p din kayo sa pagboto, I suggest, you go for a person that will not be tempted by money, power and booty. So here are the lists of qualified leaders of our country that I know will be honest and trustworthy:
1. Arnold Clavio, the true broadcaster. Walang bahid ng pagkukunwari at mukhang mapagkakatiwalaan. At higit sa lahat, magaling pumorma! Mahirap din siya iassasinate kase pwedeng dumobol si arn-arn.
2. Ben Tulfo, matapang, honest at walang inuurungan. Siguradong hindi siya masusuhulan at talagang may pagmamahal sa bayan. Kung hindi siya mamumuno sa ating bayan, wala na tayong pagasa. Machong-macho and dating siguradong matatakot mga abusayaf!
3. Manny Pacquiao, Joke lang… hehehe. Inpernes, hindi siya kuripot pero sana wag na sya tumakbo.
4. Edu Manzano, subok na maaasahan. Super flexible ito, pwede sa comedy, action, bida, kontrabida at maging seryoso. As chairman sa VRB, subok na rin sya at naging vice-mayor din ito kya may karanasan na sya mamuno at syempre magaling gumiling… papaya….
5. Father Ed Panlilio, ito ang may karapatan! Ang nagpataob sa mga hari at reyna ng probinsya nila. May paninindigan sa bayan at siguradong hindi masusuhulan. Isipin mu ba naman kahit si GMA hindi inurungan.. hehehe. I hope this holy man will be given a chance to lead our country and I know, in time if not him, may lulutang pa na katulad nya o higit pa sa kanya.