Tuesday, May 12, 2009

MAN FROM MANILA

Francis Durango Magalona
(October 4, 1964 – March 6, 2009)

respeto ko ay sayong-sayo
aking idolo, taga mo sa bato
pagkamakabayan mo,
itutuloy ko
ikaw ang tinig ng kayumanggi
sa tulong ng blog na ito
lilipunin ko ang mga praning-ning
sa gobyerno

nakakalungkot lang, wala ka na
ng mapansin ka ng gobyerno
sana kung hindi ako
meron iba na magtutuloy ng laban mo
maraming salamat sa iyo
idolo ko

para sa akin, nilampaso mo si Dr. M.L. King,
si ghandi, mother theresa pati na din si jet-li
nagiisa ka lang na totoong hero ng buhay ko

pasensya na hindi ako nakadalaw ng burol mo
hindi kasi pumayag yung koreano na bos ko
sana pagnamatay yung isa ko pang idolo na si andrew e
payagan nako ng bos ko

salamat ule sayo idol!

Monday, May 11, 2009

PILIPINO AKO, ANG PILIPINO AY AKO!

My congratulations to the Man, to the Legend, to the greatest Filipino fighter, none other than Onyok Velasco…just kidding.. Of course, MP! What can I say, just like what we all hoped for, the London bridge fell down and not just fell but brought to the ER hehehe…The Hitman got hit hard and when I say hard, its fucking hard! He just went down to the floor and unconscious for a moment there. Two fucking rounds and that’s about it.. The British hooligans doesn’t even know what hit them, they all got shocked and I bet they can’t even believe how mighty MP can be.. Well, for those of you non-believers, haters and pound4pound king wannabes….one word baby… FUBAR! (Fucked Up Beyond All Repairs).

That’s right, you got clusterfucked with our left hook baby! You don’t belong to the ring, just go back to the field and play football where y’all belong! Leche kayong lahat! 2 rounds??? Sinayang nyo yung 500 ko sa sinehan. Bago ko pa lang nararamdaman yung aircon,, bagsak agad! Anak ng tupa kayong lahat and that also goes for the trash-talking low life, Mayweather Sr. You sucked dog! I think Ricky should throw you out, you don’t belong in the Pros, you don’t even belong anywhere… I suggest you start collecting food stamps coz somebody is loosing his job.. hehehe…

I also would like to thank the government for giving MP the red carpet treatment. We are very proud of you boy, lalo na ako, pinatunayan mo na kahit sa ating mga hindi nakapagaral kung magsusumikap ay may mararating din. Boxing has never been this fun. Isipin mo nga naman, ang larong suntukan pa ang makakapagbuklod sa ating mga pinoy. Sa tuwing lalaban si MP, walang mayaman o mahirap, lahat Pilipino, lahat sumusuporta. Lahat umaasa manalo tapos pagnanalo na si MP galit2 ule hehehe…

Mabuhay ka MP! Dapat ilagay na ang mukha mo sa pera! Nyehehehe…You all make us proud to be Pinoy.. PINOY AKO! PINOY AKO! PINOY AKO! PINOY AKO! PINOY AKO!

Of note, for those who are criticizing Martin about the national anthem.. What the fuck?! Don’t you assholes have something much more productive to do?? If ever MP ask me to sing the national anthem, I too will even change the tone, i'l throw some nasty beats and some beat box in there, yeah! That's what I'm talking about! Surely MP will get tune up and that will set the mood right. Nweiz, all of you'll retarded losers outder.. You’ll full of crap! If you don’t have anything good to say just close your mouth or just masturbate or something.. Next time I hear you say something not nice, I’m gonna put this keyboard right up your ass!